Anonymous asked: A BACKSTORY?! What am I, a cartoon character? And I object to the word 'okay'; I can think of at least ten much more flattering words you could have used there. Also, I think you're slightly overexaggerating my powers, although I'm flattered. I'm also very bored, so I'll throw you a bone. Come up with a list of ten questions about me, and I'll answer five of them. In return, you'll post a good song. Deal?
Of course. You’re a superhero. Superheroes have backstories. There’s nothing controversial about this fact.
I’ve already posted a good song. Unless you don’t like Neutral Milk Hotel.
