1. Anonymous asked: Steady on there! The last time someone told me that, I lost my best friend. Besides, I could be a guy. A really creepy older guy who jacks off to semicolons and preys on young, attractive bloggers (spoiler: I'm not). -Super Anon P.S. Did you know that the Latin root for Rick Santorum's last name is 'sanctimonious'? I'm not entirely sure what your politics are, but that's pretty damn funny. P.S. Post some more music. I need something good to listen to.

    Music, eh?

    You do have a backstory, which means you’re probably not a robot… Eh I don’t care, you’re okay to talk to, even if it’s not fair that you know who I am and I don’t know who you are.

    Well, I know who you are. You’re Super Anon, saving the world of Tumblr from boredom and loss of faith in social networking.