May 2012
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Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
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An Open Letter to Uptight Englishmen:
I am an American.
When I say the word “football” to you, do you know what sport I’m talking about? Am I talking about American football? Association football? Am I trying to be nice to you by using your word for football instead of mine, or am I just acting as normal and calling the type of football most often played in America “football”?
Now, when I say the word...
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Unpopular Opinion: That Kid Who Got Shot In...
Based on the evidence that I saw that was released last week, and according to the law in Florida (that part is important), George Zimmerman will be found not guilty of murder. He may get charged with a hate crime, but he will not be convicted on that either. There is a good chance (I’d put it at 45%) that the charges will be dropped and Zimmerman will never go to trial.
I am 100% sure of...
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Most unemployed Americans attended at least some... →
minimumragers:
Also, American colleges suck at getting their students to graduation.
Maybe it’s just that too many students completely unprepared for college are still going to college anyway, because of the prevailing belief that ERRYONE should go to college regardless of whether or not you’re actually ready.
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icantfeelmyarms:
kylesbogusjourney replied to your post: alanmckinnon replied to your link: Sepp Blatter…
Players already drop of exhaustion at the end of 120 minutes…
True, but Blatter wants a decider that would prevent the game losing “its essence as a team sport.”
So it would have to be something physical the whole team would be involved in.
I predict tug-of-war.
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parlorcityfootball:
we’re into the third round of the 99th annual US Open Cup and the internet has been set afire as certain MLS clubs (Seattle and Real Salt Lake) have ‘bought’ home field advantage for their third round match ups. a lot of fans are incensed, and a lot of people have opinions. here are my thoughts:
1.) Yes, it sucks for the fans and the fans certainly have a right to be...
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Q LIST, OH MY GOD WHEN WILL I STOP DOING THESE,...
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If you were caught cheating, would you fess up? I mean, it’s not like I could say that I wasn’t if I were caught. What am I gonna say, that she forced herself on me?
The last time you felt honestly broken? Well, I’ve never broken a bone or anything… but if you mean emotionally or psychologically broken, it’s probably back last year. Or yesterday. I...
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me: there are just some days where i'm really really tired of the internet
me: and i just can't take it anymore and want to throw this laptop like a frisbee out my window
me: and then go read salinger maybe
me:
me: or watch infomercials
me: probably would watch infomercials
Anonymous asked: I like your blog sooo... go to tumblrtasks(.)com and sign up. It tells you how to make $$$$ online by doing easy work. Best 10 bucks I ever spent.
The concept of social media, and the Internet in general, is so, so lonely.
Sending out messages to the world at large, a drop in a sea of worthless “updates”, for what? The hopes that you’ll get some recognition for what you say, from people you don’t know?
Why do we feel the need to update others about our lives? About our thoughts on the issues at hand, or the issues...
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If you’re advertising a movie or show or game or product that is vaguely Russian and decide that it would be awesome to put a backwards R in the title to make it look more Russian, it is a guarantee that I will never buy anything from you ever again.
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“Considering FDU’s undergraduate school is ranked as one of the worst in the...”
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Fox News’ statement on Fairleigh Dickinson University’s study that ranks Fox News viewers as the least informed on news issues. FDU’s study is one of a long line of similar studies conducted over the past few years, the majority of which have found the same results.
Well this is nice.
(via...
obitoftheday asked: Should I laugh or be worried?
Obit of the Day: Obit of the Day: Led Zeppelin II →
obitoftheday:
George Blackburn felt that he didn’t receive a “Whole Lotta Love” from his wife in 2011 so they divorced. After their marriage dissolved, Blackburn seemed “Dazed and Confused” so he decided he needed a fresh start. He changed his name, officially, to Led Zeppelin II.
A fan of the band for decades…
I can’t wait until this blog dies, and for a few days people can make...
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The xx, Terminal 5, Thursday August 2. →
Only problem is that tickets are through-the-nose expensive.
But I would really enjoy going to this show.
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“They’re just giving away pucks left and right! It’s not like the...”
– My father, who didn’t watch a single game all season.
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A self-profile, in dichotomies
Easy to please, hard to satisfy
Quick to accept, slow to embrace
Public with strangers, private with friends
High standards, low expectations
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In which I vehemently defend the Agudelo trade
I’m no defender of Red Bull (those who follow me know this), but people who say the Agudelo trade was stupid and that they treated him bad (or something) don’t know what they’re talking about. The Nordic Brain Trust clearly made the value move here.
In a team that’s built to win within the next three years (the term of Henry’s contract), a slow-developing...
Ah, The Buffalo Bills of Mexican Soccer finally break the hex.*
*Hex as in curse, not hex as in hexagonal. I don’t know why I felt the need to clarify that.
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Jozy Altidore is 17 Again
ohmyclarencegoodson:
LichajsMickeyMouseGames brings up the point that with the assignment of squad numbers, Jozy will be “17 Again.” No, I wasn’t talking about the Zac Efron movie.
Oh, I thought this was a reference to changing your age, a la Danny Almonte.
I'm getting to that point where people in pictures...
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reffinb replied to your photo: Right… Left
the pic with white shirt seems to lay down better
Probably because I was leaning forward more. But it also might have been that MY HAIR WAS PARTED TO THE OTHER SIDE
wraysford:
Tissue Shoulders - The Maccabees
AH...
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Hey, here's one I haven't taken! It's terrible but
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1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? …? I’m confused by the fact that this question assumes I’m confused.
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? I got one once.
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? Go for it, bro.
4: Do you find it easy to trust others? I don’t know what you...
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Vodka Awards: And the #1 vodka of 2033 is...
Vodka Awards: FINLANDIA
Svedka drinkers: We want refunds
Svedka: no
Svedka: we gave you the sex bot
Svedka drinkers:
Svedka drinkers: ok fine
Dat feel when nothing you post shows up on your dash.
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paisleyshirts reblogged your photo: Entitled hipsters, rise up and defend your…
well, this is mgmt lyrics.. but funny anyway
Is it? I just assumed it was just a thing hipsters, party animals and the glitter-obsessed say.
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Shut down the Internet, it's already been won. →
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callmeyoungsocrates reblogged your photo: nilesarthur reviews xkcd: 1057 HEY LOOK AT THIS…
HEY LOOK AT THIS THING I HATE AND IGNORE THE FACT THAT THIS POST ISN’T MODERATELY INFORMING OR REMOTELY ENTERTAINING IN ANY WAY.
Seriously, go on your blog and talk about how much you hate xkcd, a web comic made by a guy for his own entertainment. Or, if you must insist, the guy who gives such high...
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