February 2012
120 posts
i throw my hands up in the air sometimes,
saying ehhhh-oh, gotta let go.
Anonymous asked: Spandex it is. But why so glum? -Super Anon
I am sick of where I am.
And so I go it alone,
and the pressure is great.
I hold on to my own;
oh please, oh, don’t go away.
I have to stop sticking my nose into other people’s business. It only gets me hurt.
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Anonymous asked: Nah, I like Neutral Milk Hotel. That reply was just poorly timed. So if I'm a superhero now, do I get to wear thigh-high boots? How about a cape? - Super Anon
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Anonymous asked: A BACKSTORY?! What am I, a cartoon character? And I object to the word 'okay'; I can think of at least ten much more flattering words you could have used there. Also, I think you're slightly overexaggerating my powers, although I'm flattered. I'm also very bored, so I'll throw you a bone. Come up with a list of ten questions about me, and I'll answer five of...
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Anonymous asked: Steady on there! The last time someone told me that, I lost my best friend. Besides, I could be a guy. A really creepy older guy who jacks off to semicolons and preys on young, attractive bloggers (spoiler: I'm not). -Super Anon P.S. Did you know that the Latin root for Rick Santorum's last name is 'sanctimonious'? I'm not entirely sure what your politics are, but...
Stop being mean to my imaginary friends.
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Anonymous asked: Well I personally derive satisfaction from correcting other people. It helps the ol' inferiority complex. - Super Anon (who is unlikely to reveal him/herself anytime soon, as he/she distrusts online liaisons) P.S. Did you know 'glamor' and 'grammar' used to be the same word? Do you by chance find this as awesome as I do?
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Anonymous asked: Grammar makes everything hotter. Besides, haven't you seen a picture of Lynn Truss? -Super Anon (I like the 'Super', it sounds very 'I really have better things to do than comment on random peoples' blogs, but I made an exception because of the sheer awesomeness of this post')
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If I weren't already dead, I would sleep through...
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Anonymous asked: Dear God, you mentioned Lynn Truss. Correctly. Excuse me while I take off my clothes.
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“Whether Born to Die sells 100,000 copies or 10,000 or 1,500, it has served a...”
– Spin, on Lana Del Ray.
Only giving this a nod because of the reference to Black Kids.
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Grocery list:
Potato chips
Oreos
Milk
Maybe some real people food?
Chemically Induced Failure: shortformblog:... →
shortformblog:
Google’s reportedly making a pair of glasses that augment reality. Could checking in on Foursquare become a matter of blinking?
People who constantly reach into a pocket to check a smartphone for bits of information will soon have another option: a pair of Google-made…
Whatever makes it easier for strangers to track my every move, I say.
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A look at Red Bull New York's balance sheet:
Okay, I posted this on BigSoccer, and I felt the need to also post it on Tumblr. However, it is a VERY LONG POST, so I’ll include an introduction and then a read-more split.
So I come across this thread on BigSoccer from this person asking how much Red Bull has invested in the team. He then said, and I quote:
The Red Bulls seem to do good in financial terms:...
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So I just installed Missing e
And it’s SO FUCKING CONFUSING
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maatumblr answered your question: Eating cookie dough. How jelly are you?
jealous.
Yeah, luckily I am basically guaranteed to never get fat until I’m like 40 and my metabolism goes to shit. Of course by then, I’ll be dead of heart failure.
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If you live in Seattle, message me and tell me how...
reallyfoxnews:
As if I need more encouragement.
You misspelled Portland, which is in itself a misspelling of Williamsburg.
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A PSA on hipster edits:
If you just take a picture with a natural, inanimate object and some words and say, “Well LOL it doesn’t matter because you’re an inanimate object” or “LOL that is so true inanimate object”, is that funny?
If you take a picture of a “hipster girl” doing something, and add some words making fun of her, is that funny?
Here’s my opinion....
Another (short!) stolen question list
1) If you could bring a single person from the past to experience the present (without damaging time), who would you bring? I would probably bring Thomas Edison, to let him see just how far we’ve come on the back of his inventions and discoveries.
2) If you were forced to kill either your closest family member or your closest friend, which would you choose? My closest family member is my...
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One of my hipster edits just reached 50 notes
I’M TUMBLR FAMOUS MOTHERFUCKER
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Reblog this if you're fucking awesome.
Awesome is a whore.
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Things I like about being home alone
bearssonicboom:
walking around naked
long sojourns in the bathroom without question
the couch is mine!
so is the kitchen!
I’ll add more later.
This, except for walking around naked. I could never do that.
And the bathroom thing, but you already knew that.
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god twitter pisses me off sometimes.
And tumblr pisses me off all the time
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“Everyone needs to be noticed. Otherwise, life would be terribly lonely.”
– Dr. Bliss, Hey Arnold!
In 4th grade, I wrote an essay.
“Where I will be 10 years from now.”
My response:
Student at Syracuse University.
Living with my grandfather in Utica.
Working part-time at Wendy’s.
Where I actually am, though it’s actually 12 years from now, is not that far off.
Me: I don't know the specifics of basketball's over and back rule
Me: I guess it doesn't really matter in the long run
Me: In the long run, we're all dead.
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robeffinbrown replied to your post: Types of people on tumblr:
you forgot the meme people
Oh my God how could I have possibly forgotten